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Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Here it is again...hopefully it would actually click in this time. The world champion record holder for CUP STACKING. THIS IS REAL TIME NO FAST FORWARDING!

And yes the funniest quote I heard in a long time.

Albert Einstein:

There are only two things that will forever be infinite; the univerise and human stupidity.

Ikea Promises a "Good Fuck"
Ikea has been forced to issue a hasty apology after releasing a new style of children's bunk bed across Europe under the name "Gutvik." Unfortunately for Ikea, Gutvik translates as "good fuck" in German.

BUY a REAL Feejee Mermaid Mummy Sea Monster! on eBay!

Giant Octopus Found

What is thought to be the biggest octopus ever found has been caught in waters off New Zealand.

"Nothing remotely comparable to the size of the New Zealand specimen has ever been described before," Dr O'Shea said.

HUBBLE


Blue is oxygen, red is sulfer, green is hydrogen. It's a fire in space
-Monkeyman Weblog

Saturday, April 26, 2003


We have entered a new turning point in videogaming.


Two sources of info on this new trend:

Games Are Fun info

More lovely pictures

Scary shit man.

Friday, April 25, 2003

Artist of the Day

Michel Gagné

Michel Gagné is Canadian artist in everything from animation to comics and children's books. He's done designs for Iron Giant, Osmosis Jones and even reaching back as far as for Land Before Time and An American Tale. Check out his award winning and just damn cool independent film Prelude to Eden.You'll love it.

One of his 'Insanely Twisted Rabbits'

Thursday, April 24, 2003

MONKEY LEARNS TO TYPE

Now we just need 999 more of these mandrills and a 1000 typewriters and the works of Shakespeare are on their way! Beat THAT chimpanzees!


Marty, hard at work

It turns out I have an average ability for understanding how other people feel and responding appropriately. I know how to treat people with care and sensitivity. I scored a 35, most men score 42, and most women score 47 on a scale of 0-80.

What are you? Find out by taking the Empathy Quotient test.

Thursday, April 17, 2003

The Illustrated Dictionary of Sex Slang.

(You need Shockwave.)

Gamma-Ray Burst Mystery Solved
Scientists may have solved one of astronomy's major puzzles - the origin of powerful gamma-ray bursts.

...unfortunately too late for Dr. Bruce Banner...




Ever wanted to glide along just a little faster than jogging speed? Too fucking lazy to walk? Got $5000 US just lying around and you don't know what to do with it? Then welcome to the solution to all your problems, the Segway Human Transporter, available now at Amazon.com



Please, PLEASE take the time to watch the trailer for this new animated film, NOCTURNA. Its not english, but the animation speaks for itself. absolutely beautiful.

Artist of the Day


"I know a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty
than they have ever been before,
because a lot of their fear is gone."


I love poetry. There was a time where I would write and write it. The problem is that being the egotistical bastard I am, I focused more on the liberal side of poetry of 'free form'. Basically writing shit down. I've only taken one poetry class in my post secodary life, and had encouragement to even speak at a poetry bar since my TA (and one friend, I don't know if anyone else in the class appreciated my long windedness) actually liked the poem. 'It was a bit more sincere' said my friend Paul, as opposed to this jittery geek that sat across from me reciting his apparently.

Well I just picked up my old poetry text and read some poems and I am proud to present the artist of the day, the poet: Robert Bly. Born in Madison Maine 1926, he served in the military from 1944-46. A delicious type of poet because he has beautiful ideas about the interaction of poetry and poets. He was one of the main poets who led the poetic side of the "Men's Movement". Granted this sounds sexist as hell, but it was more of a "Men's Experession Movement". As said in my text "20th Century Poetry & Poetics":

Although he was active in the anti-war movement and it's publicaitons (Writers Take Sides Against Vietnam), the political thrust of Bly's work soon shifted from the social to the psychological realm and continued in that direction, leading him directly to his work with Michael Reade and James Hillman in the men's movement, the central concern which as been to help men get in touch with their repressed masculinity - a process that involves, inronically, not endorsing macho values, but tapping inner strengths, including an awareness of the feminine, the anima."

Yes deep shit indeed. But of course that isn't what draws me to his work, it's more the fact that his poems are morbid and fun. Take this cute little poem about shrinking bodies:


Counting Small-Boned Bodies
by Robert Bly

Let's count the bodies over again.

If we could only make the bodies smaller,
the size of skulls,
we could make a whole plain white with skulls in the moonlight.

If we could only make the bodies smaller,
maybe we could fit
a whole year's kill in front of us on a desk.

If we could only make the bodies smaller,
we could fit
a body into a finger ring, for a keepsake forever.



What further draws me into his work is how much Neil Gaiman he is like, almost a diet version of Gaiman. His small essay on 'Poetics' at the back of the book is incredibly immersive, discussing how over the history of mankind we start to try and seperate our conscious self with our un-conscious self, which he feels is a way of losing some ways of creativity. This may be true since artist's who use drugs, might do in order to close the gap between the conscious and un-conscious:

"The dragon smoke means that a leap has taken place in the poem. In many ancient works of art we notice a long floating leap at the centre of the work. That leap can be described as a leap from the conscious to the latent intelligence (Stephen's note: now generalized as the un-conscious) and back again, a leap from the known part of the mind to the unknow part and back to the known."

I suggest to read, "The Dead Seal".

Monday, April 14, 2003

Energy Orgasm

Whilst searching for "stuff" on the internet I stumbled unto something that blew my mind retrospectivly: The Energy Orgasm. Granted it's just tantric sex and in all cases bullshit, but still I can't help wonder because I actually saw this type of orgasm happen in a movie I saw, Lucky People Center International, in my "Issues of Fine Art" class that I took eons ago. Basically it was this 70-80's porn star describing on how great the porn industry was, so talented, imaginative and dedicated. She basically commented on how porn lost it's way since any schmoe with a large enough basement and a digital camera can make a porn film. Next thing I know, ten minute later I see flashing images of her meditating and then performing the exact same technique described in the link above, shouting in pleasure I imagine. I didn't know what the fuck was going on, but for some reason it really stuck to me and in some ways....it made me believe in it. Too bad I wasn't a chick cause I'd be all over this thing.

Oh yes I highly suggest watching Lucky People Center International.

Friday, April 11, 2003

Someone actually *hates* Michael Moore?

And yet someone on the same team doesn't.

This Hour Has 22 Minutes Apology to the United States

funniest thing I've seen in months

Super Squid Surfaces in Antarctic

A colossal squid has been caught in Antarctic waters, the first example of Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni retrieved virtually intact from the surface of the ocean.

Thursday, April 10, 2003


Who's not down with Communism? This person!

Monday, April 07, 2003

Feel sorry for your fellow man.

The Wil Wheaton Blog!

"On Saturday night, a few members of my sketch comedy troupe "Earnest Borg9" will perform an improv show at the Creation Grand Slam convention. We will be playing SciFi-oriented games, and we will improvise the Lost Episode of The Next Generation, based on the audience's suggestions."

Saturday, April 05, 2003


Bourne and Kraatz Win Gold for Canada and quit.

Friday, April 04, 2003


What does PS2's survival horrow game, Clock Tower 3 and Battle Royale have in common?

The cut scenes featured in Clock Tower 3 was actually directed by the late director of , Battle Royale, Kinji Fukasaku

Wednesday, April 02, 2003

Jesus was Gother than you.

If not read it for the proof, then read it for the hate-mail. Pure comic gold.

Tuesday, April 01, 2003


the new WHITE STRIPES album is released TODAY!

The White Stripes are one of the very few bands that get increasingly better and better every album. Weezer has always been my favorite band, but I still have to say that their first 2 albums are the best. With the White Stripes their first album was brilliant. Then their second album, De Stijl, was even better. Their third, White Blood Cells surpassed even that, and now with Elephant they've blown them all out of the water with the most solidly entertaining and relistenable album yet. If their 5th album is better than this my head will explode. I won't say which one.

for song samples check here, and scroll down.